still here

so im sitting at the library trying to write a blog, theres an asian girl sitting next to me and i have no clue what to blog about the librarys about to close and i got nothing there s an asian biker at the door sportin a fu man chu and a pony tail looks like he has brass knucks in his pocket and a samuri sword at home he's checking out books . some old people came in and the place is pretty empty next time let me use a piece of paper

so some baby seals walk in to a club...

they were clubing baby seals

im gonna fail this term i can feel it

twice in one day this better count seperate

there once was a bear that could take it or leave it he had taken to drinking alone at a bar all day then coming home in a stupor put his elbows through the windows, kick over the umbrella stand and passout on the floor, causing great distress to his wife and kids.eventualy he saw the error of his ways and he gave up the drink. now when he had company he lectered the ill affects of the drink and to prove his new found strength he would turn cart wheels in the living room, putting his elbows through windows, kicking over the umbrella stand and passing out on the floor. causing great distress to his wife and kids

moral:its better to fall on your face than to lean to far backwards.

a hitman walks into a bar and gets hired to do a hit. he shoots the hit but he doesnt die, he climbs a tree dies. the hirer find s the body but refuses to pay the hit. the hit man kills the hirer

moral: you can die in a tree you can refuse a fee but a hit man doesnt shoot for free

no clue where that 

i'm back for round two

two vw bugs sit in a drive way the new bug says to the old bug "your old and im new, im yellow your blue that make me better than you." a man gets into the old bug and starts it up. the old bug replies "an old bug is better than a dead bug and no bugs better than a dead bug." the old bug drives away the new one thinks to hard and won't run so he's promptly sold to a junkyard.

moral: old is as good as new. but the new can be out smarted to.

im still wirking on it but i got some idea how to spin it.

um never blogged before so here it goes

blogging is pointless if you can write on paper then thats good.

the death of writers every where is the blog any one can steal your work, and no one cares cuz every one has a blog the worst part is none have any thing to blog about like me. am I suppose to write a story or what? next term please just let us use paper.

I'm an uncle. two days ago my sister gave birth to an 8lb baby girl. she still in the hospital and come home tomorrow, both of them. her name is eloria star crewse. my sister already has a two year old boy named aadyn, that's how it's spelt. i've had to watch him every day and he's going nuts.i got to go watch him now so i hope i did this right. i'm an uncle twice