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Our Favorite Norris-isms
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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The Walker Texas Ranger Theme Song
In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
Cuz the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
When you're in Texas look behind you,
Cuz that's where the Rangers are gonna be
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